Envie d'un verre?

This could be my most glamorous dream so far. Involving exotic locations (France mon cher) and Penélope Cruz (I know she's Spanish. Maybe I've had her pic as my desktop wallpaper for too long).


I am standing on some bridge (I am unable to tell you which one as I have never been to France), enjoying the summer. I have a glass of champagne in my hand (because that's what people do in France) and am overlooking the fields at a distance. It's a blissful holiday experience. I turn around and there's the Eiffel tower in all its awesomeness.

I close my eyes to take in the aroma of the picnic days. I open my eyes and I am in a high speed car chase. The backdrop has changed to night (did I tell you it was morning before? Oh, never mind). We are running away from someone. At this point I am not sure if we (it comprises of some people I don't recall meeting) are the good guys or the bad guys.

We enter a house, which strangely resembles my childhood home where I find my brother heavy- headed with sleep. He might have been drugged or tranquilized. I don't know.


Anyway, he forces me to make his bed for him so that his soporific ass can sleep (typical younger sibling!), which I do- below a large table (typical older sibling!). After he quickly starts dozing, I start scrutinizing the house to find answers- to questions I'm clueless about.

In my hunt, I meet a man who implores me that we absolutely HAVE TO 'get down to business'. I cringe and turn away from him. There's Penélope saying the same thing. Sigh!

What? Are you crazy? Who in their right minds says NO to Penélope?

Fast forwarding the adult details (because that's what my mind did too. I wish it were more descriptive), we fell asleep. When I woke up (in the sleep- Inception types), I had three lottery tickets in my hand.

I actually woke up before I could find out if I won.

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