Don't mind me
I t was a day like any other. Following celebrities around. Gathering gossip material for the mag. Today it was Monica and her little girl Chastity. We dissected everything, including Chastity’s hair to Monica’s parenting. The little girl didn’t understand why the camera people were following them and why Mama was a little nervous. Nonetheless, she kept talking like the little chatterbox she is who pretends to be a grown- up. Journalist: What does Chastity’s hairstyle say about Monica’s parenting? The braids say that she is trying too hard to look cute and her hand constantly behind Chastity’s shoulder sure mean that Monica is a controlling mom… (Monica, horrified, retracts her hand). Chastity: What is it mommy? Monica: Emm… Hufflepuff C: What’s Hufflepuff? M: Um... Complicated Mathematics C: Ohh, too bad I don’t understand complicated mathematics. That is why they have computers. Don’t mind me, I’m just trying to use a computer to buy a boo...